The Yankee Noodle Originals Double Wide

The Yankee Noodle Originals Double Wide are unisex sunglasses from Pit Viper.

No, it wasn't noodles that inspired these glasses, but a patriotic American song of the same name. For the record, this song is the current state anthem of Connecticut.

Enough storytelling, let's get down to business. You're wondering what's so special about Yankee Noodle are so special, apart from their crazy style and the fact that you get compliments all day long?
It's very simple: 1.2 mm double-width glass that provides 100% protection against UVA and UVB rays, as well as light transmission of just 16%. Oh, and I almost forgot, a pair of Reach-around™ Earpieces temples is also included to keep your glasses in place.

Blue, white and red to put stars in your eyes!